Having a puppy leads to some interesting decorative choices.
Like putting the garbage on the counter.
Barnacle is now roughly as tall as the garbage can, so he can easily stick his head in and grab anything he wants to eat. He usually ends up pulling out paper towel wads and ripping them apart - because he's a weirdo.
I know most people will see this and think, "Why the hell doesn't she just get a garbage with a lid?" Believe me, I've had the same thought process. But, I'm Shaquille O'Nealing my garbage until I get to Germany. Mainly because we're going to have to buy a garbage can when I get there anyway, because our stuff is going to take at least a month to get to us. We'll need a garbage can before that happens and I don't want to buy two garbage cans - because I'm cheap.
Also, I'm working on my jump-shot. Which can be messy when I'm tossing out my egg yolks in the morning.