My Sunday kinda sucked. But, I did get something I've needed since before I moved to Louisiana.
A paper shredder. I have mounds and mounds of papers saved up that require shredding. In fact, I think I have the treaty of Versailles stuffed in my piles of papers, and Georges Clemenceau would be pissed if someone tried to steal his identity.
Sidenote: I like this picture cause it makes the robot look like kind of a pig, with the paper all hangin' out the side of his mouth. You're a slob, paper robot. Get a napkin at least.